If you’re more into wearing your internet companies than using them, then good news! Urban Outfitters is selling an America Online-branded shirt. Spotted by Tech Insider, this nostalgia-stained attempt at fashion will cost you $45. That’s more than it would cost you to actually use AOL’s paid service, the priciest of which costs $25.90 a month. Yes, you can still subscribe to AOL.

Based on Urban Outfitters’ photos, the T-shirt’s features include the ability to roll your sleeves, stare wistfully into the distance while pondering the existence of the not-so-deep web, and a lot of stretch if you yank aggressively on the hem. That’d be great for cleaning up food messes in my kitchen. It doesn’t offer email, an internet connection, or even…

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