I rarely laugh out loud while scrolling through Twitter anymore. When I do, it’s almost always at a promoted tweet.

Promoted tweets, which are written by social media managers or marketing people for brands, are sometimes very boring. Sometimes they are just coupon codes for Nike or suggestions as to where you might purchase new car insurance. Sometimes though, they’re incredible non-sequiturs, begrudgingly written, and yet hilarious.

I’m not talking about tweets from the official Denny’s or Chipotle accounts, which are…

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