Do you have strong feelings about cheeseburgers? I didn’t realize I did until I saw the following tweet over the weekend:

Take a good hard look at the position of the ingredients in the emoji above.

Apple’s ordering of the lettuce, presumably a variant of iceberg sourced from an Italian quarry, is understandable as a mechanism for preventing the lower bun from getting soggy. It’s the same approach taken by the In-N-Out chain.

Google’s positioning of the cheese is blasphemous, simultaneously defying both culinary physics…

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