It is Valentine’s Day, and you’re doing what makes the most sense — sitting very still in your immaculate apartment, waiting for the doorbell to ring.
Thanks to Tinder, several people who were doing this have been rewarded for their faith and cleanliness with a visit from Adam Levine. Amazing! Communications firm Bite Global shared this information with The Verge and (I assume) dozens to hundreds of other outlets, with a gorgeous email:
The email included a link to a YouTube video in which Adam Levine visits three groups of “unsuspecting people,” all of whom live in homes that are spotless and glowing — like hearts that have yet to experience butter or unrequited love.